Welcome to my Patron! But wait, isn't there an 'e' in Patreon? Why is it misspelled? And why is it here all of places??????-

Getting sued isn't fun

Patreon isn't free. In fact, it's probably easier to just show you:

So to maximize the amount of your goodwill that actually comes to me, I decided to host my own Patreon. Except it's called Patron. Because I don't want to get sued :)

Oh yeah, I should probably explain what I offer on the patron too huh -